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(2327) 5.2 75 min 2018

The VelociPastor is a movie starring Alyssa Kempinski, Greg Cohan, and Claire Hsu. After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first...

Starring: Aurelio Voltaire, Claire Hsu, Alyssa Kempinski, Greg Cohan

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Action, Adventure

Director: Brendan Steere

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Genres	Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Action, Adventure
Director	Brendan Steere
Writer	Brendan Steere
Stars	Aurelio Voltaire, Claire Hsu, Alyssa Kempinski, Greg Cohan
Country	China, USA
Runtime	1H 15M
Description	After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Friday, 06 Nov 2020 07:37

This is the first movie I've ever seen that was supposed to be an action-thriller, but ended up being a dark, weird, and quite a bit of a comedy. I laughed, I laughed, I laughed. I thought the acting was really good, especially from the main characters. I was also glad to see some good acting from the new characters, and the action was really good. There were some parts of the movie that I thought were too silly, but I was able to ignore that. Overall, I think it was a good movie, and I think it's a good movie for people who are into the genre. I recommend it to anyone who wants a good movie to watch with a group of friends.

Monday, 26 Oct 2020 10:57

I saw this movie at a preview, and I was actually impressed with it. The plot is good, the characters are likable, and the action is really well done. The acting is great, as is the special effects. This movie has a good message, and it's definitely not a bad movie. I recommend this movie to anyone who likes a good story with a good story. The movie is really good, and I would definitely recommend it to anyone who likes a good story.

Wednesday, 23 Sep 2020 15:47

This movie was really enjoyable. The characters were interesting and the story was good. There were some good jokes and some great action. It was a great movie and I recommend it to anyone. If you like zombie movies, I recommend this movie to you. It was entertaining and a great movie. You can watch this movie with your family and they will enjoy it. This movie is not for the weak of heart. If you want to be scared and entertained, I recommend this movie. I give it a 9 out of 10.

Wednesday, 23 Sep 2020 06:16

I've watched this movie a few times and I still find it funny. The plot is stupid but the movie is fun. I like how they portray a bunch of stupid people as being a bunch of smart people. I also like how the movie is about a group of people who are smart but not very intelligent. I give it a 9 out of 10.

Sunday, 20 Sep 2020 01:51

This movie was a lot of fun to watch. The movie has a lot of interesting characters and a great story line. The story line is very original and I really enjoyed the characters. The movie does have some bad points, but it's not bad enough to ruin the movie for me. The acting is very good. I would recommend this movie to anyone that likes sci-fi or horror. I also recommend this movie to people that like the Mexican culture and are into the comic book industry. This is a great movie for a rainy day. It is also a great movie for a Halloween party. I highly recommend this movie to anyone. I give this movie an 8 out of 10.

Thursday, 17 Sep 2020 09:02

I am a huge fan of zombie movies, especially the Romero and Zak Penn movies. I was curious to see this movie and I was pleasantly surprised. The movie is really fast paced and has a good story. The zombies are very cool and the acting was very good. I think that this is a movie that a lot of people will love and it is a must see for anyone who loves zombie movies or just wants to see a good action movie. I give this movie an 8 out of 10 and I would definitely recommend it to anyone.

Monday, 07 Sep 2020 02:52

I was so excited when I saw the trailer for this movie. It looked amazing and was so different from the rest of the movies. It had a very unique story that was so different. The movie starts with a young man who was trying to save his brother from the consequences of the vampire apocalypse. The brother was killed by the vampires, but the boy survived. He now has a brother who he loves and wants to protect. He takes the boy on his mission to find a cure for the vampires and to find a cure for the humans. The movie has a very unique story and the actors did a great job. The story was very unique and I loved it. The acting was great, and the special effects were awesome. I thought the movie was very entertaining. I think that this movie would be very good for families to see. It's also a great movie for the kids to see. This movie is definitely worth seeing. I think that this movie is a good one to see. I gave this movie an 8 out of 10.

Sunday, 06 Sep 2020 12:23

I went into the movie expecting to be bored and disappointed, I was wrong. The movie is a homage to the 70's sci-fi movies and the best thing about it is that it is not a remake, it is a new movie. The movie is about a man who is a former priest who is now a pastor, but is also a killer and he is using the VelociPastor to get rid of the VelociPastor. The movie is very original and is not like anything you have ever seen before, the movie is great and I would recommend it to anyone who likes science fiction. The movie is one of the best movies I have seen in a long time and I would recommend it to anyone.

Kimberly Sanchez

Monday, 24 Aug 2020 13:24

I will say that this film had its share of flaws, but I can't say that it was the worst film I've ever seen. For one thing, the movie is a little slow. I would say that the film ran for about two and a half hours, but I could still keep track of who was who. The other thing I would say is that this film was pretty much a lot of fun to watch. There is nothing particularly wrong with it, but it is still a little slow and some parts seemed to drag on for a little too long. But the main thing that I liked about this film was the fact that it was more of a comedy than a horror film. This is because it was mostly a comedy. There were some parts that were a little creepy, but I wouldn't call it scary. There were some parts that were just plain silly, but I didn't find them to be too bad. I'm not a big horror fan, but I would say that this film is not that bad. I think that this film is worth seeing if you are into comedy and/or horror films.

Jacqueline Ortega

Monday, 24 Aug 2020 03:53

I was pleasantly surprised to see that this movie is actually an adaptation of a comic book. The plot is rather simple: a group of nuns travel into the country to investigate a mysterious death and their arrival brings with them a supernatural presence. I think the movie has a lot of potential, but it is only scratched. The characters are a bit cliche and the supernatural aspect is too weak to be believable. The movie has a great atmosphere, but the action scenes are too weak and the acting is not convincing. The best part of the movie is the atmosphere, so if you are looking for something original and not based on a comic book, then I would recommend this movie. My vote is eight. Title (Brazil): "The VelociPastor"

Sunday, 23 Aug 2020 11:18

I was really looking forward to seeing this movie, especially after reading some of the negative reviews. The premise of the movie is that a group of paranormal researchers get transported to a parallel Earth where they are to investigate the disappearances of children. In the parallel Earth, people are walking around with supernatural abilities. The film is a comedy, and there is a lot of laughs throughout. I think the storyline is good and the movie is well-made. The special effects are good, and the acting is decent. The main character is very funny, and the ending is very good. I would recommend this movie to anyone who likes sci-fi and comedy.

Tuesday, 18 Aug 2020 06:40

I remember watching this movie on a friend's laptop, and I was amazed. I was hooked. Then I watched it again and realized that I had watched it again, and I was hooked. It's not a perfect movie, but it's still a great movie, and it's funny. I love the music, and I love the cinematography. This movie is a must see.

Tuesday, 11 Aug 2020 23:56

This movie is a blast. It's a fun movie, with an unusual twist. It has some clever jokes and a lot of action. I like how it shows how the Bible could have been made into a film, and it's also interesting how some of the characters are the same in different movies. The movie is a lot of fun and it has a good message. It's also not really a Christian movie. I think it would be great for a family movie night. It's not a perfect movie, but it's definitely worth a watch.

Timothy Gonzales

Monday, 10 Aug 2020 02:48

I'll be honest. I was expecting something better than a simple horror flick. I was disappointed. I'm a big fan of the movie and the concept of the film, but I was very disappointed. It was okay, but it was nothing special. It's good, but not great. There are a few good moments, but the overall story was weak and the movie overall lacked a lot. I think it was a great idea, but the movie lacked the wow factor that the original had. I like the idea, but it could've been better. I think it's a good film, but it could've been much better. If it was better, I would have loved it more. If it was not good, I would have hated it. It's a good film, but it could have been better. I think the movie was good, but it could have been much better.

Thursday, 30 Jul 2020 00:57

This is the kind of movie that makes me want to watch it again. It's a nice mix of horror, comedy and sci-fi. I have to say that it was not the best film of the year but I would have preferred it to have had a little bit more story. The movie is very enjoyable, just like I expected it to be. It is a good watch for people that are into the genre. The music is great and the movie was funny.

Friday, 24 Jul 2020 08:55

I have not read the book, but this movie is a good example of how a story can be told in a movie. It is a story about a man who is possessed by the demon that has taken over his body. He must stop it before it destroys all of humanity. The movie is based on a short story by Neil Gaiman. The story is not bad, but the execution is. The director was able to create an interesting atmosphere in the movie. The special effects are great and the movie is also full of humor. The movie has a lot of action and some good scares. The only bad thing is that the movie is a bit long and the ending is a bit confusing. Overall, I give this movie an 8/10.

Thursday, 11 Jun 2020 15:52

I saw the preview for this movie and was very disappointed. The previews made it look like a stupid movie, but I was very wrong. The movie is a very good movie, and I can't wait to see it on the big screen. I recommend this movie to anyone who likes Sci-Fi, Horror, or Action. I'm sure that the movie will be very popular and it will be the best movie of the year.

Thursday, 11 Jun 2020 02:00

This is a film that is very well made and looks very good. The film is a bit short at just over two hours, but it does the job. I was expecting something a bit more than this, but I was pleasantly surprised. The film is a mix of horror, sci-fi and comedy, with a little of each. The film is a lot of fun, and I'm looking forward to seeing it again. There is a lot of action in the film, which I found very entertaining. The film also has some good effects, and the effects are very well done. There are some nice special effects, and they are not overused. The film has a very good cast, and they are all very good. The acting is very good, and the actors all do a very good job. The film has a very good story, and the story is very good. It is very good, and it is very good. There is a lot of action in the film, and it is very entertaining. The film is very good, and it is very good. I was very impressed with the film, and I would recommend it to anyone who likes good films, and to anyone who is looking for a good horror film. I give this film an 8 out of 10.

Wednesday, 10 Jun 2020 20:08

A small-town preacher (the always excellent Mark Hamill) is investigating a strange and unexplained phenomenon, and is helped by a local church community that is also investigating a similar phenomenon. This film is a very nice homage to the classic zombie films of the past, and has a very good atmosphere to it. The special effects are very good, and the film has a very good plot, very believable characters and an ending that is a bit unexpected. The movie is very watchable, and is definitely worth a watch. I would recommend this to people who like a good zombie film, and has a good atmosphere. A very nice movie, 8/10. PS: The effects are better than what I expected. Very good effects, especially for a low budget film. -Nathalie M

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